The parade of applicants that should've shunned police agencies like politicians avoid common sense continued. Some of these clowns must've thought that law enforcement experience preferred--in the advertisement--meant having a criminal rap sheet.
Once, when the CCSO was hiring a load of Deputies, there was such an influx of folks with warrants pending that a special system had to be set up to process them. Criminal histories were run before any testing or interviews were conducted. When those with a confirmed warrant popped up, they were notified to report to the Duty Officer Desk and ask for a certain Sergeant. This Sergeant was a Warrants Deputy who would welcome them to the agency--so to speak.
Once, when the CCSO was hiring a load of Deputies, there was such an influx of folks with warrants pending that a special system had to be set up to process them. Criminal histories were run before any testing or interviews were conducted. When those with a confirmed warrant popped up, they were notified to report to the Duty Officer Desk and ask for a certain Sergeant. This Sergeant was a Warrants Deputy who would welcome them to the agency--so to speak.
Sexual activity gets a lot of us in trouble. But, the extent to which some of our applicants were involved, boggles the mind.
Several applicants admitted to having sex with animals, dogs being the unlucky preference. One minimized the act. It was just oral sex. And the dog didn't mind, he liked peanut butter.
Then there were the more prosaic--among applicants--acts of sexual abuse: sex with minors, rape, date rape using drugs, child porn. When these was admitted by locals, an investigation was conducted and when the crimes were confirmed a warrant was prepared and, you guessed it Welcome To The CCSO.
For out-of-towners an information letter, with the admissions, was sent to their local law enforcement agency.
Ex-cops weren't exempt from the stupid list. One Chief of Police from a small town admitted to stealing over $20K from a drug bust scene. And he was proud that he hadn't been greedy, having shared the tainted proceeds with the rest of the 5-man force.
This resulted in a phone call to the jurisdiction involved, where an investigation caused the entire police department to be shut down.
Then, there were the imbeciles who told the Polygraph Examiner, when asked if they'd ever smoked dope, Not usually, but I did take a couple hits in the parking lot to level myself out for the lie detector test. (Yours truly is a polygraph examiner and I heard that one more than any other)
One of the champions in the weirdness poll had to be a couple from Miami. The man admitted to being a tranny who had been arrested for prostitution while being dressed as a woman and using a woman's name. His girlfriend, I suppose to kinda balance things out, had a male identity.
This resulted in a phone call to the jurisdiction involved, where an investigation caused the entire police department to be shut down.
Then, there were the imbeciles who told the Polygraph Examiner, when asked if they'd ever smoked dope, Not usually, but I did take a couple hits in the parking lot to level myself out for the lie detector test. (Yours truly is a polygraph examiner and I heard that one more than any other)
One of the champions in the weirdness poll had to be a couple from Miami. The man admitted to being a tranny who had been arrested for prostitution while being dressed as a woman and using a woman's name. His girlfriend, I suppose to kinda balance things out, had a male identity.
We decided to let them continue to reside in Miami where that lifestyle fit right in.
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