This story is from my son Wayde, who's a Deputy with the CCSO. And, there's some irony here. As told by Wayde:
Investigators in East Naples had received numerous reports of petit theft from Long John Silvers. It appears that several containers of new and used cooking oil were missing from the fast food restaurant. On further inspection, the investigators found that the thefts coincided with the working days of one particular employee. And cops hate coincidence.
When investigators couldn't reach the suspect by phone for an interview, they went to his place of residence--a weekly rental at a sleazy motel in the Naples Manor area.
Once they arrived there was no response at the door so the detectives gained access to the room through the motel manager. Inside the room they couldn't believe what they'd found. Several empty containers of cooking oil were strewn about. From top to bottom, the walls were plastered with nude Playboy centerfolds and pornographic "beaver shots"--photos from Hustler, Penthouse and other pervert's home companion magazines.
On closer inspection, the walls were slathered with the cooking oil making them extremely slippery. When the suspect was finally caught and interviewed he claimed he needed the oil because he liked to get nude and slip and slide around the room. Turned him on. Made his, uh, libido so hard a cat couldn't scratch it.
Now for the irony. Over forty years ago we, at the NPD, had a case so similar it's eerie. When we got to the suspect's rental room we found he'd covered the bed with plastic sheets and greased it with cooking oil so he could slide around while fantasizing about the centerfolds on the walls.
And just like the CCSO cops, we tagged this perv with a handle that has endured through the ages. Yep, you guessed it, The Crisco Kid.
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